I lost my voice but my sense of duty compelled me to talk with jake anyways, cause he was in town, topics include:
fan bet, vanity vs greed, talking about friends, joe martin, sam spade, dashiell hammett, optimus prime, masturbation, universal ideas, peter, sharks, calling friends at work, talking about sports, the baseball hall of fame, phil's genealogy, karaoke, electrocution, ratatouille, making it rain, g-rated movies, crying in movies, crocodile tears, pigeons, pigeon time travel repatriation, doves, palomas, the head's of the characters in the movie, how to not cry in movies, crying in previews, whinnying in spider man 2, suge knight, have gun will travel and tales to astonish by ronin ro, live from new york, water taxi, kite flying, jealousy, smith puget, scum blast, heaven, hitler's punishment for sneaking into heaven, roommates in heaven, reveille, harp practice, alfred e neuman, obnoxio the clown, cracked magazine, forbush man, my sister's baby, connection with the universe, hazing, mark twain, mark twain's heaven, salty stories, frog racing contests, china, death penalty, mao, great leap forward, FDA, fat cats, do the ends justify the means, planet of the apes, violence vs nonviolence, gandhi, munich, israel, critical mass, san francisco bike coalition, necessity of a lunatic fringe, hamas vs fatah, my afterlife vs jake's afterlife, justification for extremism, peace, an arab gandhi, feedback, fiction vs nonfiction, superbad and lyndon johnson in the senate.
8 comments:
I might be close to being addicted to the show—except Phil cuts off Jake too much!
And, please, don't ever talk about sports unless it relates to Ukiah High Sports, Matt B's wrestling abilities, Rat Van Damnes jumping round house technique or above ground pool basketball. Thanks!
i wish i could listen to you two everyday.
max is right, if i wanted to listen to sports talk, i would listen to AM radio. sports history or hearing about alternative sports might be kinda interesting.
like the other day phil was telling me about Major Taylor, the black cycling champ from the 1900s. I would totally be into hearing about stuff like Major Taylor more than Major League Baseball.
It is really hard to listen and comment at the same time. Also, the other day I tried to dial one of those phone numbers that are spelled out like 555-shop or 555-tits—but I was using my Blackberry and I couldn't figure out the numbers because the letters/#'s don't match up any more.
About Phil cutting off Jake. I will admit that I listened to Con #6 first. In the other installments there is a better flow back and forth. In #6 Phil must be drunk.
I think that Phil and I will probably end up in the same heaven because we both like pigeons. And I don't think Hitler will be there because he hated pigeons, they caused him a lot of trouble during the war. He'll be in the bird-hater heaven and more likely to be Jake's roommate. So Jake will have to be the one to punch him in the face. Oh, and no sports talk. Unless maybe it's ideas for new sports that are less boring. For instance, I have always thought baseball would be a better game if everybody on the team got a bat...
That shark was a dumbass. what's up now shark, you think you are so tough swimming up to my face and shit?! That's what I thought
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